Why do celebs think we’re interested in their opinions on social issues?
Frankly, I find Shane Warne completely terrifying and amusing all at the same time. It’s hard to take a man who’s skin tone resembles an Oompa Loompa after a tumeric marinade and eyebrows that are rapidly crawling towards his (Advanced Hair, yeah yeah) hairline seriously.
Warney's next step in hair replacement?
So why should the cyclists of Oz give a poop about what this formerly fat sportsperson desperately trying to recapture his youth by staging a sporting comeback and dating the mother of all WAGS thinks about cyclists?
By the way, how much of a freakin’ chameleon boyfriend is Warney? As if he would have lost a small child in weight and got all that Botox if he wasn’t batting so far above his average in the girlfriend stakes. Shurley is such a ridiculous spectacle that I just can’t look away. That is an atrocious/fabulous reality show waiting to happen.
And Mark Wahlberg, please stick to producing awesome television shows and stop talking out loud. Apparently Marky Mark (that’s Mr Mark to you) believes he could have prevented 9/11.
I do wonder if Mr Mark has not yet realised that cameras have stopped rolling and that faced with an actual deadly situation, most people don’t miraculously leap up and start kicking some bad guy ass.
Life is not a badly choreographed ninja movie where badies line up one by one to get their bots handed to them, so I’m not quite sure the former CEO of the Funky Bunch could have single-handedly saved the lives of over 3000 people.
It might be a different kettle of fish if Chuck Norris was around or Miss Piggy. Hi-ya!
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